Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s writing for Fleabag is some of the best on television today. It’s incisive, charming, edgy, emotional, and hilarious all at once. Waller-Bridge has created a cast of characters that are each complex and interesting, even when they only appear for moments at a time. The story and the exchanges those characters share often gets right at the heart of what today’s twenty- and thirty-somethings are dealing with.
So it’s hardly surprising that Fleabag was just nominated for eleven Emmys. Here are ten of our favorite quotes from everyone’s new favorite show on Amazon Prime.
Updated on December 23rd, 2020 by Kristen Palamara: Fleabag is an engaging and witty show with a great cast of characters who are written in a brilliant way from their character arcs to their smart dialogue. Even though there have only been two seasons of the show and there might not be anymore, Fleabag is still in the minds of all the fans, especially its dialogue, and anyone lucky enough to choose to start the fantastic show.
15 Belinda: Women are born with pain built in. We carry it within ourselves. Men have to seek it out.
Fleabag begins this episode by ruining her sister Claire’s work event by accidentally shattering the Women in Business award meant to be presented to Belinda so Fleabag uses Godmother’s statue as an award and tries to get it back from Belinda after the ceremony.
Belinda and Fleabag go out for drinks and have a deep conversation about women and life and this quote fits right in with the feminist conversation the show has been having since its pilot.
14 Fleabag: Being proper and sweet and nice and pleasing is a f***ing nightmare. It’s exhausting.
Fleabag is one of the most complicated female characters in modern television and she’s a complete person who doesn’t always want to play the part of a sweet and nice woman.
From the first scene of the show, it’s clear that Fleabag does not fit the mold she’s describing here, even though she tries to turn her life around and make healthier lifestyle choices instead of the self-destructive ones of the past. She’s a complicated character, and that’s what makes her so real and engaging.
13 Fleabag: Maybe happiness isn’t what you believe, but who you believe.
Fleabag seems like a different person in the first episode of season 2 and she’s truly trying to move on from the mistakes of her past and make a better life with her family.
Fleabag and her sister Claire have an intimate moment during a family dinner and they’re still trying to reckon with Claire’s obviously unhealthy relationship with her husband and Fleabag telling her that Martin tried to kiss her at a party, which Claire chose to believe Martin over her sister.
12 Harry: Don’t make me hate you. Loving you’s painful enough.
Fleabag is stuck in an on-again-off-again relationship with her partner Harry when the show first begins and it’s clear that she thinks that he’ll always come back to her and depends on him coming back. Harry does come back, one final time, just before having another explosive argument that causes him to release he needs to leave for good.
He says this line while breaking up with Fleabag, and she hilariously puts a time out on the fight to tell him to write it down as a lyric because it’s actually really good.
11 Priest: Love isn’t something that weak people do. Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope.
Fleabag and Priest (Andrew Scott) started a tumultuous relationship in the second season of the show and although they seemed like a perfect pair and had an immediate connection, he wasn’t able to fully be in the relationship because of his Priesthood and chose to stay instead of leaving for Fleabag.
The Priest has a lot of great quotes throughout the series and his love story with Fleabag is heartbreaking.
10 Fleabag: “Chic” means boring. Don’t tell the French.
In season 2 episode 1, Fleabag helps her brother-in-law Martin shop for a birthday present for her sister Claire. They go to a shoe store, where an increasingly distressed Martin tries to figure out which pair of shoes Claire “is.”
This little dig at the French is an amusing aside that alludes to the ongoing English/French rivalry that has lasted centuries. This line is made funnier when Fleabag tries to comfort Claire after a bad haircut in episode 5. She tries telling Claire it’s edgy and cool, before saying, “It’s chic!” Before finally resorting to, “Claire, it’s French.” Obviously, the two English women have a more complicated relationship with ideas of feminism, fashion, and the French, than this hilarious quip first implies.
9 Fleabag: I sometimes worry I’d be less of a feminist if I had [a] bigger [chest].
Fleabag says this in season 2 episode 4, during a Quaker meeting (because she feels compelled by the Spirit to). It’s an interesting confession, one that harkens back to season one when Fleabag and her sister Claire realized that they are “bad” feminists. Then, Fleabag and Claire both admit that they would be willing to trade five years of their lives for the “perfect” body.
As hilarious as this line is, it’s also secretly extremely relatable. A lot of women have this doubt. Dealing with a culture that so prizes a woman’s appearance means that self-aware women spend a lot of time questioning their relationship with their appearance. The meat of the question really asks: Would I be less of an advocate for change if I was benefitting from the status quo?
8 Martin: I’m not a bad guy, I just have a bad personality!
When just the appearance of a character makes you groan out loud, the show has made an incredible villain. And the truth is: We all hate Martin.
Fleabag has never had a good relationship with her brother-in-law. But it only continues to disintegrate into absolute hatred as season 2 continues. In the final scenes of the show, Martin and his wife Claire have it out about their relationship, and he says this delightful line. Our hatred of Martin is mostly based on his bad personality–he drinks a dangerous amount, he’s mean to everyone and especially Fleabag, he makes wildly inappropriate jokes then gets mad if you don’t like them… Martin would be the most-hated character on this show if Godmother wasn’t already the worst.
7 Belinda: People are all we’ve got. So grab the night by its nipples and go flirt with someone.
Just when you think Fleabag has devolved into absolute cynicism, a character like Belinda appears in the middle of season two to set you back on the right course. She is a veritable font of wisdom for Fleabag, appearing in just exactly the right moment to remind Fleabag that the world hasn’t gone completely bad. There are still good things left in the world.
The idea that everyone and everything is terrible is an idea that Fleabag’s generation, and the generation just younger, has seen hammered home through everything from memes on the internet to news sources. Seeing that rebuked is powerful.
6 Fleabag: You know, either everyone feels like this a little bit, and they’re just not talking about it, or I’m completely f***ing alone.
One of the central questions of the first season of Fleabag was: how normal is anyone’s experience? Fleabag seems to struggle with the things that we all struggle with, but she also feels incredibly alone during it.
After the death of her best friend and mother, she doesn’t have anyone to really turn to about anything she’s feeling. This quote—said so forcefully to Bank Manager—encapsulates exactly that quandary. It’s so hard to know what other people are experiencing from our own perspectives, and yet it seems likely that everyone goes through the same things. We’re all human, after all.
5 Fleabag: Hair is everything, Anthony!
Fleabag’s right: We wish that hair wasn’t everything, but it is! A hair cut matters, and when Fleabag shouts this at a hairstylist after he gives Claire a horrendous haircut, we all cheered. After all, Claire is having sort of a rough time. Her marriage is falling apart. Her stepson is in love with/obsessed with her. She’s fallen in love with a different man at work. And his name is Klare, for goodness sake. The last thing she needs is to have a hairstyle that makes her look like a pencil on top of all of that.
Of course, Anthony gives Claire some very prescient advice after his shouting match with Fleabag: “If you want to change your life, change your life. It isn’t going to happen in here.”
4 Fleabag: Don’t make me an optimist, you will ruin my life.
Yet another hilarious and also cutting line that shows Waller-Bridge’s genius. One of the themes of season 2 was healing, and the ways that healing doesn’t always feel great. In the fourth episode, we see Fleabag starting to come to terms with the fact that she is in fact healing from all the tragedy and self-destructive behavior she experienced. But becoming an optimist in any way would totally destroy the walls of cynicism Fleabag has built to protect herself from it.
It’s also just a funny warning. A close runner-up for this list was Priest’s question: “Why would you believe in something awful when you could believe in something wonderful?”
3 Belinda: But then you’re free. No longer a slave, no longer a machine, with parts. You’re just a person in business.
One of the best things about Fleabag is that almost every single character has wonderful and memorable things to say. Belinda’s long soliloquy about menopause and feminism and freedom is always going to make every list of the show’s best lines.
Fleabag’s encounter with Belinda in episode three of season two is another chance for the show to ruminate on feminism. This time, Belinda rants about how the Best Woman in Business award is nonsense because it’s still a sub-category—not just Best in Business, but Best Woman. It frustrates her. Her full rant about how menopause makes her feel free from the sub-category is worth listening to over and over again.
2 Claire: [To Fleabag] The only person I’d run through an airport for is you.
Talk about heart-wrenching. After watching Claire and Fleabag spar and dance around each other for two seasons, seeing the sisters admit that they care for each other left us all a bit misty-eyed. These two characters have a notoriously difficult time even acknowledging that they have feelings, so seeing them talk openly about them is a great display of their growth in this season.
The confession comes during their father’s wedding when Claire has just finally admitted that her marriage to Martin is over. As much as she loves her family, her love for Klare just barely warrants leaving the wedding and chasing after him.
1 Priest: [Love is] all any of us want and it’s hell when we get there! So, no wonder it’s something we don’t want to do on our own.
The show’s best moments in season two tend to happen when Priest is on screen. On top of his sizzling chemistry with Fleabag, most of his lines are full of wisdom, wit, and compassion. When he marries Godmother (Olivia Colman) and Dad, those sometimes-acerbic and always carefully crafted lines become a tour de force.
His full speech about how difficult and painful love can be is what the entire season of the show has been hurtling towards, so it’s no wonder that it is being widely quoted as one of the best lines in the show. No one would blame you if you kept rewinding to watch his speech over and over again.
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