The Witcher: 10 Hilarious Jaskier Memes That Will Make You Cry Laughing

Netflix’s fantasy jewel The Witcher is a truly funny show. Partly because of the script but mostly thanks to the great characters and the actors who portray them. One of the funniest characters is the bard Jaskier (or Dandelion, if you’d played The Witcher videogames) who’s Geralt’s chatty and sometimes a bit obnoxious traveling companion.

When you put silent and grumpy Geralt together with Jaskier, you’re bound to get something amusing. So it’s no wonder that fans of the show have already flooded the internet with Jaskier memes which will make you wish you could meet the bard in real life.

10 Season 2 Is Confirmed

Jaskier knows very well that the best things come to people who wait. That doesn’t make waiting any less annoying, though. Take the lesson from the master bard who survived even Geralt’s legendary grumpiness. And he also survived a punch in the stomach from the Witcher.

Punched in the stomach is pretty much how we all felt when we discovered that the second season of The Witcher will be released in 2021, so in almost two years. That is entirely cruel to everyone involved, including our favorite bard. But you know what? We’ll live. Because some things are just worth waiting for. Especially when you can create memes about them in the meantime.

9 Toss A Coin To Your Engine

So, we’ve got good news and bad news for you. The good news is, that if you do ever meet a real Witcher, by all means, toss him a coin. The bad news is, you shouldn’t toss coins to anyone else and anywhere else. Especially not when you’re on a plane.

Or you can get arrested and then someone will create a Jaskier meme about you. Hey, we guess things could always be worse. As long as the plane didn’t crash or got torn apart or swallowed by a giant Skidmore, we can consider this one a win. Geralt would surely agree.

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8 A Silent Backup

Judging by Geralt’s behavior in the show, he didn’t get the memo that every proper hero needs a sidekick. And who better can hold this position in The Witcher than Jaskier of all people? Even though he’s never silent or can serve as a backup in a fight, at least he can make you look good in front of the women thanks to his songs.

And if you ever need a proper picture to demonstrate the characteristics your ideal partner should/not have, this meme will do it perfectly. You can also use it to filter out people who aren’t a friendship material. Two in one, score!

7 Dermatologists Hate Him

The plot of The Witcher takes place in multiple times and there are three storylines, each of which happens at a different time. We also get to see the characters at different points of their lives, but they look pretty much the same as they did before. That is alright for Geralt and Yennefer, who are a witcher and a witch, respectively, but less understandable in Jaskier’s case.

Even though at least a decade goes by in his life, Jaskier doesn’t seem any worse for wear. And of course, people noticed. So if you want to know his secret, you can either chase the link or come to terms with the realization that the answer for Jaskier’s never-aging face is simple: Hmm (as Geralt would say).

6 Serenading Your Cat

Whoever said that Geralt sometimes looked a bit like a grumpy cat… Is actually a very wise person. And all proud owners of cats know very well that you can’t own a cat, a cat owns you. Also, if Geralt is a cat, does it mean he’s much cuddlier than was shown in the show so far? That would be interesting to watch.

Then again, maybe not. After all, Netflix still probably has to keep The Witcher PG-13. Either way, the meme wonderfully captures the way your cat would look if you did something as stupid as serenading about its paws.

5 Minor Inconvenience

Geralt’s usual stoic expression is gold when it comes to getting materials for memes and jokes. This meme doesn’t really portray Henry Cavill and Joe Batey, but it might as well show them, considering how close to the real thing the expressions are. Facing a situation like this one, Geralt would probably say: “Hmm,” or “F***”

While Jaskier would panic, run around, got knocked out and then would write a ballad about it once the whole danger would be over. Still, got to love the guy. Not everybody can be as calm as Geralt and if they were, the show would be barely half as much fun as it is.

4 Unhappily In Love

Did you ever like the one guy or a girl who was actually in love with your best friend? It sucks – a big-time, right? Well, and according to this meme, poor Jaskier is as brokenhearted as the one and only Wolverine. It doesn’t help the situation if your friends make out very passionately right in front of you. Or have sex in a house that’s about to fall down. Timing, guys. Timing.

This meme is largely inspired by the fact that fans of The Witcher seem to be shipping Jaskier and Geralt so much that it’s currently number one most favorite fanfiction couple from this fandom. If you don’t believe us, go visit any fanfiction archive. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, though.

3 Sad Cat Jaskier

When it comes to the world of memes, Geralt isn’t the only hero of The Witcher who’s actually… a cat. So is Jaskier, apparently. But while Geralt was a grumpy cat, Jaskier seems to be a sad one. That’s perfectly understandable, considering Geralt seems to dump him in the first season because of his obsession with Yennefer. And the two have been through so much together!

We also cannot forget Roach who seems to be an entirely innocent third (or fourth, really) party in this. Maybe Jaskier could find comfort in writing a spiteful song about Geralt and Yennefer? No, that’s not his style. Still, he makes a cute cat, wouldn’t you agree?

2 Favorite TV Show

Another punch to the stomach from Geralt, except this time, perfectly deserved. At least if you prefer The Witcher over Game of Thrones. Honestly, it’s difficult to compare, especially since both shows are completely different and The Witcher has only one season so far, while Game of Thrones has eight (even though a lot of people would like to pretend the last season or at least its final episode doesn’t exist).

In this meme, Jaskier seems to think that there’s no competition at all and he has a clear opinion on what’s better. Not for long, though, since Geralt immediately punches it out of him. Ouch.

1 Truth About Beauty

And finally, we can’t leave out the meme reminding us of one the most memorable conversations between Geralt and Jaskier in the show. Once again, Geralt didn’t seem to learn this, but there’s one thing you shouldn’t do to your bard friend, and that’s to insult his singing.

However, the meme and Jaskier’s expression is universal and can be used for a large number of situations in which your friends just act rudely. From trying out new clothes, appearing with a new hairdo to coming home after a party, with a raging hangover. Memes really can’t get any more practical than this one, believe it.

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